One of my more impressive talents is my ability to say every thing there is. Check it
Moon, space, chick peas, soap, candles, pants, teeth, cat, the letter H, penguins, a leaf, two books, hot sauce, the bank, cheese, your toenails, a hot girl, burger, cannon, terrorism, onions, at least four horses, banana, boy shorts, Goodbye Stranger, Sprite Remix and… baby
There you have it. Every thing there is. One at a time ladies
i’m a little bit drunk and i honestly can’t think of anything besides these things
oh no
Reblogged from story of bottle
